i like to eat a mushroom

PS why eat mushrooms when you can put your answers on a postcard? (Shout this as LOUDLY as you can) "IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE!"

Yo Barmy! They are some black eyes you got there! Did you get into a fight with the crow or what! You gotta be joking right? *Batfink returns to your screens via Robbie Williams make up JOKE artist* Heeyyyy...Just pulling your very sexy and lovely hairy legs! Oh! Those are MY legs...So if those are mine then where have your's gone? Come to think of it WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT too? Oh oh! I think I know... *A big mushroom monsoon suddenly swoops over and wipes out Mr Williams all except for his laugh as apparantly he who laughs last laughs longest...?* Excuse me for asking but are you auditioning for the voiceover in Thriller?

hey, great stuff, keep it up =)